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WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET ME?
If you would like to set up a date with me, please fill out the contact form. Please book at least 24 hours in advance. I am occasionally available for same-day dates, but generally, last-minute inquires will be disregarded. Please note that the further out you schedule, the more likely I will be to accommodate your preferences!
I am an equal-opportunity provider! Age, race, ability, and so forth don't matter to me so long as you are a gentleman and in good enough health so that we can both enjoy ourselves.
I plan my dates meticulously based on your tastes and my life around appointments with you, so please book accordingly.
OUTCALL
I am available for outcall to your home or a hotel (3 stars or more, please).
Fly me to you! For a bit extra and travel costs, I’m happy to visit you for longer bookings. Fill out the contact form to start the process.
INCALL
When touring, I can almost always host.
CANCELLATIONS
Cancellations suck. I understand that life happens, but I take scheduling very seriously and find cancellations both extremely inconvenient and, depending on the circumstances, often quite inconsiderate. it is very likely that I turned away others because your date was already reserved. Please confirm your travel, meeting, and soccer game plans before making a booking!!!
If you must cancel, my policy is as follows: If more than a day in advance, please send half the expected donation via Wise.com* (thesirenernestine@protonmail.com, or I can send you a link). If less than 24 hours in advance, I require the full amount. If online transactions are a problem for you, alternatives can be discussed.
If a date is cancelled and the fee is not paid, you will be blacklisted. If applicable, your references will also be informed.
If you are inclined to be extra gentlemanly, gifts are always welcome (see "Things I Love"). xxx
I plan my dates meticulously based on your tastes and my other commitments around my appointments with you, so please respect my time.
DONATIONS
Donations are for my time and companionship only. Anything else that happens is between two consenting adults.
1 hour (incall only): $500
2 hours: $850
Each additional hour: $400
Overnight: $2500
An overnight is 14-ish hours usually commencing around 7pm and consisting of dinner and a nice bottle of wine followed by a roll in the proverbial (French-perfume-scented) hay. After all the fun, I prefer my own bed so that we can both get a good night's sleep (please warn me in advance if you snore!). A steaming cup of Earl Grey with milk and sugar is also compulsory if morning fun is to ensue!
Fly me to you: $3000/day + expenses
Longer adventures priced upon request.
***NEWSFLASH: I love the theater! Take me to a performance of dance, opera, symphony, or theater and enjoy my company gratis for the duration (recommended: a 4-hour "bookend" date including cocktails before the performance--1 hour--and dinner and *dessert*--3 hours--afterward). And I will like you a lot.
COUPLES
Couples sessions are a delight. I adore making women feel like princesses, satisfying what seems to be on every gentleman's bucket list, and particularly, being a part of keeping things spicy in a committed relationship. My couples donations are as follows:
2 hours (minimum): $1500
Each additional hour: $800
4-hour dinner date: $2400
Overnight: $6000
Champagne highly recommended! (Well, isn’t it always.)
DOUBLES
I love playing with a gent and one of my esteemed fellow providers. 2-hour minimum (so everyone gets a turn), usual donation plus that of our third companion. *I do ask that if my companion has a higher rate than me, that we are both compensated equally; and vice versa if her rate is lower than mine.
MFM
For the extra adventurous, I will invite a bi male provider to join the rumpus. Same guidelines as for female doubles. I have a couple of favorite male playmates as well; info about them upon request. *Likewise, I request that the donations be equal. Male pricing is often quite different, and I do not like playing inequitably.
DOUBLES WITH TWO GENTLEMEN
For twice the usual donation, I will entertain two gentlemen, lavishing them both with my attention for a heightened sensual experience.
POLICIES
Please leave your donation out in the open at the beginning of the date. Please greet me freshly clean. A shower is always an option at my incall. If you plan on sampling the "buffet," please arrive stubble-free.
Please don't hesitate to contact me with further questions.
*Other platforms are not available to me because of discrimination against sex workers on financial platforms—a problem we are working to correct! Ask me again in 5 years.